'Oven Used' hits Kings Hill

At last, a rival to Kings Hillians favourite 'Oven Renew' service has launched for the gap in the market that many single blokes and/or lazy housewives need.

OVEN USED!

Got a lazy wife? Single bloke living off Pot Noodles?

It can be embarrassing when friends and family visit your home 2 years after moving in, only to find your oven is sparkling like new - because it's NEVER been switched on.

"Malcolm, do you not cook for yourself, goodness sake!?"

Now avoid those awkward motherly lectures and show off your filthy 'used' oven with the help of local company, OVEN USED.

"We take the contents of our sister companies clean ups from dirty ovens, and recycle that dirt into brand new ovens that aren't ever used. It's efficient, and environmentally friendly. Plus it creates a very good constant cycle of revenue for us - ching ching!" said Paul, co-founder of Oven Used.

"Many people don't understand what it's like working 8-10pm every day. I don't want to cook, I just eat takeaways and pot noodles" said Phat Fuk. Local resident. "I use Paul at Oven Used every couple of months, it's brilliant!

Can you see Oven Used taking off? Clearly there's a market for it. We'd love to hear from you.