God Speaks to Kings Hill

It was a normal, mild winters Monday night on Kings Hill until someone went on to social media and mentioned the 'R' word.

"Lest we forget!" but as long as you're reminded about the all mighty Jaysus and his old man, big G. Cried one local who attended the remembrance service on Sunday.

"FFS just leave it" (which transcribes to ancient English as For Fuck Sake just leave it) Blasphemed one religious Church goer who feared and quivered at the thought of Atheist's questioning his belief. (fingers in the ear, la la la la la la, its not happening, SHUT UP!!!)

"It's right to question it, but cheers very much for doing it anyway" one seemingly sensible chap responded.

The service was of course to remember all those who perished in WW1 some 100 years ago. For any little ungrateful shit bags reading, they died for you. They died so you can rip up trees, vandalise the local community sleepers and litter your domino's boxes outside the control tower bench.

They died, so that even the adults can debate freely in years to come on social media without fear of backlash or being told to 'leave it'. Perhaps they died without a care in the world because, they believed they'd be zapped up to the big white fluffy cloud to chill out with big G, or perhaps they died in a pool of blood cold and scared, wondering what the world would look like in 100 years. I'm sure it was a mixture, and for those that want to remember, they should be free to do so in a community as equals.

No sooner as the debate grew louder, it seemed that Big G spoke.

The clouds grew dark, and the angry crashing and banging of disappointment could be heard throughout the skies of Kings Hill. Shitting hell, he's telling us off! Perhaps he is real!?

Coincidence? Doubtful.....

Unless of course in the highly unlikely scenario some cumulonimbus clouds formed, and as a result of the atmospheric conditions a sudden outburst of electrical discharges shot down from the sky. Hmmm....? Nah. I'll go with the god thing.

But then again, if someone wants to remember, and they don't believe in biblical stories, then why shouldn't they be able to do so without religion on show?

Many say "because it's always been that way" and one response which was transcribed into an honest sentence read "but, many of us used to masturbate 3 times a day before getting into a relationship, so the moral of the story is, you don't always have to be a wanker. One can change!"

Amen to that!