As #flygate reaches it's peak, nearby Blaise Farm in Kent that have the mass fly producing issue, were ordered by the environmental agency to come up with an urgent solution.
SPIDERS!!
"We released 1.5million spiders into the public, just on the outskirts of Kings Hill where most of the flies have been congregating" said Mr P.Parker of Blaise Farm.
"Spiders are the most natural method of bringing down an over populated fly area and whilst it's not everyone's cup of tea, the spiders released are not in any way harmful".
The solution was supposed to be kept under wraps in fear of public outrage but unfortunately, the sheer volume of recent spiders has led to the leak. Social media was aghast yesterday, as one spider wearing dungaree's and Dr Martens stampeded through one residents conservatory in a blood thirsty hunt for flies.
Many residents have taken to extreme measures to kill the flies, but now also the Spiders. One Milton Lane homeowner took to a flame thrower, burnt down his house, and the neighbouring 3 properties due to the Fire Engine not being able to get past the parked cars. "I got the bastard though!".
Mr P Parker of Blaise farm has issued a warning, that the mass killing of Spiders will not be tolerated, and asked residents to stop, otherwise consequences will arise.
A Spider protection monitoring system which keeps an eye on Spider murderers has allegedly been put in place on Kings Hill, yet Mr Parker did not wish to disclose what this may be.
Have you killed a Spider? Worried about the consequences? Have you seen anything to indicate a Spider protection programme in place?