Soiled Underwear Coming Soon!

A local shop on Kings Hill has been found to have posed as a charity collection for used and unwanted ladies Bra's, in order to package them up for re-selling and profiting from perverts across West Malling.

The post initially got applause for it's charity earlier today, until someone let the cat out of the bag.

"Is this the collection for the soiled underwear vending machine?" said one un-named resident.

The taboo business venture is said to be a lucrative one, as night owls approach the popular vending machines across major cities such as Tokyo, and soon to be Kings Hill.

It is claimed that Kings Hill combined with local West Malling visiting residents, are prime clientele for the soiled underwear on demand business due to the wide array of personal taste.

"I don't like my wives ashtray stinking lingerie, it puts me off but I haven't got the heart to tell her." said Toby Acco. "I think there's absolutely a market for a quick sniff fix before getting home".

One resident claimed they'd especially pay a premium for the Cycle Lane parkers' underwear; "I'd love to smell a real big massive c*nt just to know if it smells different to a generic one". Slightly sick but intriguing nevertheless.

A pint & a kebab is so last year it seems!

If you've donated your Bra in good faith, you may wish to salvage it if you feel uncomfortable with it's end destination, or alternatively seek for an agreeable cut of the profit.