There’s never a dreary week that goes by at the Spitfire formally known as Phoenix Nights.
Just recently a debate was ignighted on social media regarding the ‘disgustingness’ of smokers, spraying their filthy skunk like cancer ridden scent across the equally horrible healthy people.
It has been suggested by some, that kids included can only benefit from a little rough and detol free areas once in a while.
One of the residents Mrs D Cotton said “what we supposed to do? Where can we fill our lungs with cancer without judgement? Can’t do it inside, can’t do it outside?” And went on to suggest it was a severe passive overdose of tarts perfume that the late trumpet blowing Roy Castle died from. (RIP Roy!)
Residents have suggested they will ask The Spitfire for a referendum on whether to have designating smoking areas or a free for all area including a convenient fag-butt/Woodchip mixture for the play area.
Early polls suggest it could only be a minority that vote against fresh air, but it’s been a strange modern times with more recent polls (Trump/Brexit/Grotbags-Rod).
We shall follow up with the management and hopefully be able to publish the date of said referendum so all those wishing to vote can do so. #itsYourRightToVote