It was thought that a ground breaking corner had been turned earlier this week amongst Kings Hillians, as Rod, the councillor that isn't a councillor had received positive news from Tom Bluehat (seen below).
Tom, the local MP completely understood the need for common sense here, as Liberty Property Trust plans to close the local spinal cord to Kings Hill for a Zebra Crossing - during school term - the one which senior school pupils are taking their GSCE's. The spinal cord road otherwise known as Tower View, houses all commuting bus stops with connections to the main development area.
Tom wrote to Del Boy, head of Liberty Property, to suggest common sense prevails over financial gains of developers agreements and instead looks after it's residents interests and wishes.
The Letter
It was unveiled today via the Local Parish Councils Facebook Page that Del Boy & Liberty Independent Traders shall not give in to the terrorism demands of common sense, and will indeed go ahead as planned with the disruption of thousands of residents (Mwahhhh hahahaha, Mwaaha hahahahaha!!! - Bellowed the evil laugh from the windows of the Liberty offices earlier today).
Praise was given to local councillor that isn't a councillor, Rod, who has single handedly led the cause of common sense.
It was rumoured that a special pair of glasses was produced by local business Kings Hill Opticians on the special request of Rod, that he delivered to the offices of Liberty. The glass has a unique and quite newly developed coating, that helps it's users see common sense. Unfortunately testing is not yet fully completed, and only one lens was working. Therefore, the only positive to come from todays response is confirmation that the new link road from Tower View and Beacon SHALL indeed be open during the 2 week shower of shit sprinkling.
Local resident Future Boy stated that "This is cockwomblism at its best" which it seems, many agree.
P.s We've been asked to remind residents to pay Liberty's annual fees on time which are now due. That'll be cira £350 please everyone!