Community Centre Closed for Filling

The Kings Hill community centre will be closed for the usual private events this Friday due to a ‘giving fillers’ session.

Many women have undergone the new craze of filling their lips with collagen or hyaluronic acid, because one man from the entire worldwide population once said in 1993 he liked big lips. 

Whilst 99.7% of men in a recent survey said ‘what the fuck is that all about’ or ‘I’ve never been attracted to a bouncy castle side wall’, many women still proceed with the injection process.

Many procedures go wrong, and women end up with enough filler in their lips to fill a pot hole. 

Tomorrow on Good Friday, Tonbridge & Malling Council have invited those larger lipped ladies to the community centre to donate excess filler, which will be used over the next 2 weeks for repairing post Beast from the East pot holes in local roadways.

“I fink it’s a grate ideya” said Chelsy Lookatmi, a frequent lip injector. 

If you know someone that could help donate fillers, please Tag away and let them know.

(Disclaimer: I’ve not seen one female that needs this shite! Everyone that’s had it looked perfectly lovely before. Don’t do it ladies!)