*REMINDER*
Don't forget Kings Hillians, "due to the snow", that white stuff that brought the community together like some kind of 1940's Nazi Bombing, the green bin didn't get collected last Friday as the 20 Ton vehicles with big treaded tyres, couldn't quite gain enough traction in the snow.
"Nevertheless, Maureen from Snodland was able to pop over to see the grandkids on Kings Hill in her Nissan Micra 3 times!"
Alas..... Fear not, both bins shall be collected tomorrow morning.
However, unless you want to wait until next week when the green waste shall be composted for local energy that you still pay the same rates for lighting your bulbs up regardless, then it'll simply get taken and thrown away like Super Ted, like a piece of rubbish.
If you'd rather live another week mimicking the lives of 'Britains Biggest Hoarders' documentary, then we hereby commend you ladies and gents!
Otherwise, if you simply don't give a crap and want it out of your sight - put both bins out tomorrow!
P.s Green BIN, not the green box.