"JUST LEAVE IT!"
Is often a common phrase by every husband to his wife, when it comes to loading the dishwasher.
A man from West Malling, Kent, has invented a dishwasher that defies gravity, and washes dishes, cutlery and utensils no matter how utterly hideous the machine has been loaded by a wife or girlfriend.
"I couldn't stand it anymore. She would start to load the thing with bowls facing up, and plates on top of cups. How the f*ck is the water that shoots UP, going to magically pass through the cup to the plate?" said Entrepreneur and frustrated Husband, Lee Vitalone.
The new machine directs hot water and bursts of steam from all directions within the closed unit. Steam jets are released from every single 'guide spike thingy', and can also manipulate around objects into what was previously closed off air pockets.
"Genius! I've waited a long time for this" Exclaimed one happy customer who pre-ordered and backed the invention on GoFundme.
A patent for the invention is pending, with some approval obstructions in place.
Rumours are circulating that the department of patents for kitchen appliances is headed by a female who seems reluctant to pass it.
We contacted the lady who wished to remain anonymous who stated "It's not that I don't think it's a good invention, because it is, in fact it's too good."
Unfortunately she didn't want to disclose anymore reasons but it appears from wives and girlfriends on social media that the secret is out!
Some have claimed that they DO in fact know how to load a dishwasher, but it's some kind of secret female pact created to get out of doing it. There always seems to be a female in the chain of house buying, whether it be a solicitor/surveyor, estate agent or the seller themselves, and one of them is 'the chosen one' who passes over the secret Dishwasher pamphlet to the female first time buyer.
Inventor Lee Vitalone, is still confident that sales will be high regardless of any female pact.
Will you be buying a Vitalone Dishwasher?
Does your wife or girlfriend load the dishwasher in a miserably inadequate style?
We would love to see picture examples if so. Post them in the comments section of our Facebook article.