Food Standards Agency accused of Racism (Again)
- Chief Editor
- Nov 2, 2017
- 2 min read
Food Hygiene inspectors are being investigated for racism after yet another blatant attempt to belittle the foreign establishments across Kent.
Fellow news outlet Kent Messenger, earlier published news that several food establishments have earn't themselves a pathetic big fat ZERO in ratings due to very poor hygiene.
A national equality and mathematician awareness campaigner Ms Steak-Diane Abbott, has brought it to our attention that "actually, there is a blatant case of wacism going on here as each and every establishment is foreign owned or origin food place, and the fact that Harvester has been thrown in as the Token English white place just doesn't cut it. It's almost as if by magic the David Copperfield Harvester reduced it's rating down to zero all of a sudden. It's all very suspicious, and I smell Wacism"!. Claimed Ms Abbott.
We had a look at the article in question here and whilst the restaurants do all seem to be foreign looking, we suggested perhaps they just don't have the same cleanliness as the some English establishments?
Perhaps they are just well known for being filthy dirty, or more susceptible to have un-hygienic tendencies due to either their backgrounds or lack of understanding on UK standards? Maybe they need help to merge into the British Culture of cleanliness and to understand why we have standards here?
"I'm utterly outraged at such a suggestion!" exclaimed Ms Abbott.
"No! I don't care if foreign style businesses with foreign workers have filthy kitchens and zero rated hygiene, we should simply ignore all that and let them express their culture upon us freely. Haven't you heard of 'deli-belly'? I'm disgusted at our society picking on these people all the time".
We will continue to follow the story as it develops but would urge foodies in the meantime not to be put off by foreign establishments, as it's quite hard to distinguish what is english and what's not these days anyway. Business owners insist on using incorrect spelling and grammar.
P.s Dear Kelloggs, its FRUIT Loops, f*cking FRUIT loops you idiots!