Locals Outrage at Racist Hygiene Ratings on the Hill!
- Chief Editor
- Oct 5, 2017
- 1 min read
Local food standards and hygiene inspector, Ms. Diane Steak, has today caused uproar amongst residents for blatantly downgrading all Eastern food establishments for cleanliness and hygiene ratings. The further east, the worst the score.
Sino Chinese scored a 1
Thai Orchid scored 2
The Raj Gufaa upheld a rating of 3, due to Ms Steak being a regular diner and fond of a bombay roll or two.
She went on to score the Spitfire Pub, recently under new management, the highest it's ever achieved being 4 Million and 37.
We questioned the score in particular, as it's only supposed to be 0-5, with 5 being the best. "Ermmm, well, what we want to achieve, is, errrm, basically, the fundamentals of the specific, specifics, is specifically the under pinning of the fundamental score mechanism".
(No, we haven't a f*ng clue what she's on about either)
Nevertheless, we caught up with the new landlord of the Spitfire pub, Jeremy Cornbine "I'm absolutely pleased. That is all".
All in all, it would seem it's probably best to make you're own judgement on each establishment if you're not fond of the West to East scoring system.
Good day Kings Hillians!